Who has the time to read lengthy dissertations these days on your club’s most recent Bundesliga game? Detailed tactical breakdowns have their place, but so too does the succinct summary, so here we bring you every Bundesliga club’s matchday 28 performance in just three words…
Bayern Munich
Off The Hook
Borussia Dortmund
Really? WTF? Grrr!
RB Lepzig
Timo Can Score!
Union Berlin
Hanging In There
Freiburg
Three Points Rescued
Bayer Leverkusen
Steam Running Out?
Mainz
Thanks Big Man.
Eintracht Frankfurt
Muani Who Else?
VfL Wolfsburg
Point About Right
Borussia Mönchengladbach
Denied by Kolo
Köln
A RheinEnergie Goal!
Werder Bremen
We Need Lücke
Hoffenheim
Andrej The Giant
Augsburg
Squeaky Bum Time?
VfL Bochum
One Step Closer
VfB Stuttgart
It’s Not Over
Schalke
Great Escape On!
Hertha Berlin
SOS Pal Dardai!
